I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize