If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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