Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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