Having a random hookup so left but love u
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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