Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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