the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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