I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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