are you still at the devil's house?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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