I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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