There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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