Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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