You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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