Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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