I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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