Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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