anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize