That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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