Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i love accidental penises.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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