butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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