Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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