She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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