Me. At least after what I've been through.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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