When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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