but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The power of my boobs compel you
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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