oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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