It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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