question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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