dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize