I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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