oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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