chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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