In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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