hotel room ftw
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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