His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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