oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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