Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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