He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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