I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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