What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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