...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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