He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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