it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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