Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
There are leaves in my underwear?
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