You work out of a Hotel?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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