marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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