I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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