Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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