Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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