called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Randomize