i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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